Hola, hola, hola...

I just advertised our Spanish house on a website for Strathclyde Police, offering the boys in blue a discount of 10-20% depending on the season. It's only fair to extend the invitation to other police forces around Britain and indeed the world, so if you're a copper, you can save a little silver. However I wouldn't want anyone to think I was showing unfair favouritism towards the law - so if you can show proof of membership of a generally recognised trades union of thieves, rogues or ne'erdowells, I'll let you have the same deal.

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